No April Fools Day Item on Macs Only! This Year

Every year since 1995 we have posted an April Fools Day item just for fun. However, last year our item, "Fastest Mac on the Planet:" Apple Re-releases G4 Cube at 1.1 GHz, was apparently too good and many wrote us to voice just how disappointed they were to find out that it was just a joke. We don't like disppointing our readers and if we were to top last year's effort we would disappoint even more. Of course, we would still like to see Apple develop a similar select premium upgrade program like the "Fastest Mac on the Planet" program, April 1st or not.